Did somebody say that there’s popcorn in the break room?! 🙂
Yeah, but it’s on fire.
There seems to always be a popcorn fire in the break room. Pardon me, I have to go make my daily popcorn!
Why can’t he just quit? Or is one of the Supreme Being’s stipulations that Doug has to be fired?
They won’t let him quit. Check out http://www.osscomic.com/2009/06/03/war/. Don’t worry. I’ll get the story moving along in the next few weeks as my time opens up and “summer hours” end.
Why does this remind me of one of my days?
What would be really worrying was if he started popcorn fires somewhere else..
Hmm, now there’s an idea…
You really want to get in trouble at work. Go on your boss’ computer when he/she steps out of the office and send an e-mail to everyone, inviting them all to his house for a steak cookout. That way, he’ll have to admit he left his office and computer unsecured, and do so after everyone has shown up for the cook out. *WEG*
And yes, I had that done to me once and learned my lesson big time.
Or he could just start selling corporate secrets to the competition . . .