Years ago I had a beard. The kids didn’t see me clean shaven until they were about 6 and 4. I’ve lately grown it back as I got very lazy and shaving was just too much work. But I had forgotten about the itch factor and the fact that my lovely wife didn’t want to kiss me anymore made me reconsider. I’m trying the goatee. See for yourself below. I’ve gone from clean to bear-man to… I don’t know… average look for a web cartoonist, or alternate universe evil-Joe? You decide.